Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Mike Tyson: Genius

Mike Tyson. Boxer. Monster. Eloquent genius.
Key elements of this clip:
"Can I at least get a blowjob?"
"If one of you guys had children, if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles for you can feel my pain, cause that's the pain I have..."
"I want your heart. I wanna eat your children."
"I'll fuck you 'til you love me, Faggot."
"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them...cause you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless you wanna...you know."
"I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

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